Dick pic

I kept staring at this, thinking: Why? Why make this? And then I wondered about truth of the statement and thought about dicks and if they do or don’t lie. I suppose they can’t, but their owners can. That let to thinking about men named Dick, and their capacity to lie. And I remembered my uncle Dick, whom I can’t imagine lying a lot. Frozen in place at a traffic light in Nijmegen, that’s me.